Have you got a Bearbanger?

Usually I hate being a tourist, but today in Canada I relished it. I walked into nearly every tourist shop on the Banff strip and I even bought an overpriced ‘Banff tourist T-shirt!’

In the local adventure and outdoor shop I struck up a conversation with the ever friendly owner Kevin. We started with the usual traveler chit chat of when did I get here? Where am I from? How long am I staying? etc. Soon we moved onto hiking opportunities in the area.

I’d heard about these wonderful bubbling creations called the ‘Ink Pots’ at the end of Johnston Canyon and have been itching to get out and see them. I had however read several warnings about the dangers of hiking alone, especially on secluded trails, so I thought this the perfect opportunity to ask an expert.

Kevin responds in his thick Canadian accent with ‘Oh yeah, you’ll be fine on that trail at this time of the year, yeah you should go do that. Watch out for Elk though, they can be dangerous at this time of year. Keep your distance and if you come close to one and it charges you make sure you hide behind a tree so their horns don’t get you’. Heck… was he kidding?

Then came “Have you got bear spray and a bearbanger?” What? At first I thought he was just having a laugh, you know scaring the tourists and all, so naturally I laughed. But apparently this is no laughing matter. They take bears very seriously here and this was confirmed as I just found the ‘Bears and People’ tourist booklet in my hostel lobby! Eeeek…

So a Bearbanger? What on earth is that? Well this crafty little pen looking key ring device is a Bearbanger. You load the banger into the launcher (the pen) and then aiming upwards pull the key ring. This releases a firecracker type bang, hence scaring the bear away without harming it of yourself. Marvellous.

After a little research I have discovered these little creations fall into the ‘bear scare pyrotechnics’ equipment category! Who knew there was even such a market!

‘You must be very careful with these’ Kevin tells me, ‘make sure you don’t carry it around loaded and make sure you don’t fire it at the bear as the sound will then erupt around the bear and it could run towards you in instead of away from you’. Yikes…

Thankfully bear attacks are not that common in Banff and statistically the greatest threat for injury or death is by car. This is reassuring to know – cars I can navigate, but this bearbanger thing, I’m not so sure. I reckon if I see a bear I’ll be too busy sh*ting myself to even remember I have such a creative little device, let alone work out how to load it and fire it in the few seconds I have to save my life! Here’s hoping I’ll never find out…


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